Focus, focus, focus! What am I, a telescope?!

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.

Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive it isn’t.

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing ’til it gets there.

If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.

If you hit the target every time it’s too near or too big.

When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?’

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.

Try to be like the turtle – at ease in your own shell.

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.

You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

Change is not a four letter word… but often your reaction to it is!