The next stages of human evolution...

“We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.”

“In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.”

“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”

“My husband and I have never considered divorce… murder sometimes, but never divorce.”

“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”

“Apologize: To lay the foundation for a future offence.”