“The people does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us.”

“There is only one thing that makes a dream impossible to achieve: the fear of failure.” 

“The truth is rarely pure and never simple.” 

Focus, focus, focus! What am I, a telescope?!

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.

Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive it isn’t.

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing ’til it gets there.

If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.

If you hit the target every time it’s too near or too big.

When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?’

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.

Try to be like the turtle – at ease in your own shell.

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.

You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

Change is not a four letter word… but often your reaction to it is!

The next stages of human evolution...

“We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.”

“In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.”

“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”

“My husband and I have never considered divorce… murder sometimes, but never divorce.”

“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”

“Apologize: To lay the foundation for a future offence.”

“Home is the place where, when you have to go there, They have to take you in.” 
― Robert Frost

“We believe in ordinary acts of bravery, in the courage that drives one person to stand up for another.” 
― Veronica Roth, Divergent

“You show me a capitalist, and I'll show you a bloodsucker” 

“We accept the love we think we deserve.” 
― Stephen Chbosky

“Art is the lie that enables us to realize the truth.” 
― Pablo Picasso

“The unexamined life is not worth living.”
― Socrates

“Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.” 
― Mark Twain,

“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” 
― George Orwell

“A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.” 
― Oscar Wilde

“Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.” 

“The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.” 

“Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose.” 
― Steve Jobs

“Hope is the power of being cheerful in circumstances that we know to be desperate.” 
― G.K. Chesterton

“I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can... and WINE to help me accept the things I can't!” 
― Tanya Masse

“There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women...” 
― Orson Welles

“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?” 
― Cassandra Clare

“I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now.” 

“Beauty is to recognize how full of Love you are. Sensuality is to let some of that Love shine through your body.” 

“As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking.” 
― Virginia Woolf

“Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.” 

“I like men who have a future and women who have a past.” 
― Oscar Wilde

“The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy.” 

“Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman.” 
― Coco Chanel

“How wrong is it for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself?” 

“When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.” 
― Bette Davis

“Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim.” 
― Nora Ephron

“As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.” 
― John Lennon

“Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade since it consists principally of dealings with men.” 
― Joseph Conrad, Chance

“Unbeing dead isn't being alive.” 

Never ruin an apology with an excuse.

A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over.
- Benjamin Franklin

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game.
- Terry Paulson 

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity.

“Happiness is not the absence of problems, it's the ability to deal with them.” 

“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.” 
― Garrison Keillor

Forget the butterflies. I feel the whole zoo when I am with you.

“One lives in the hope of becoming a memory.” 

“People are almost always better than their neighbors think they are.” 
― George Eliot, Middlemarch

“It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.” 
― Mark Twain

“The truth is rarely pure and never simple.” 
― Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnes

“…every feeling is the perception of a truth...” 

It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.

Fear is a reaction. Courage is a decision.

Sir Winston Churchill

Courage is grace under pressure.
Ernest Hemingway

Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking. H. Jackson Brown

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. Groucho Marx

Love is a great beautifier. Louisa May Alcott

The pen is the tongue of the mind. Horace

• A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative.

• Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it very often.

• Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?

• Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege.

• Save a tree, eat a beaver! Hurray for Earth Day!

Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

Jealously is a disease…get well soon!!!!

I don’t believe in plastic surgery, But in your case....Go ahead.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak. – Steven Wright

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. – E. Joseph Cossman

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Groucho Marx

Before marriage, each looks at the other through rose- colored glasses. After marriage, they see each other with magnifying glasses!

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage. 
– James Holt McGavran

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.

Behind every successful wife, stands a surprised mother in law.

In our marriage everything is 50/50. I cook, he eats. I wash, we wears. I shop, he pays!

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.” 
― Groucho Marx

"Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate."

“Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.” 
― Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

“When you're silent, your silence condones it. Thus, whatever you believe in goes down the drain.” 

“I'm learning how to taste everything. ” 

“It doesn't matter where you're from - or how you feel... There's always peace in a strong cup of coffee.” ...

“Then I discovered that being related is no guarantee of love!” 
― Stieg Larsson, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

“Friends are the family you choose 

“Only the dead have seen the end of war.” 
― Plato

“I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. ” 

“Great. I'd been dumped in Hell's waiting room.” 
― Karen Chance, Touch the Dark

“Idiot. I told you not to fight the horse thing.” 
― Julie Kagawa, The Iron King

“If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going.”

“If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.” 
― Steven Wright

“This is the problem with forever friends. They know too much.” 

“I think that men ought to treat women like something other than weaker men with breasts.” 
― Jim Butcher, Storm Front

“Sarcasm creates a chasm between yourself and others.” 
― Gayle Forman

“Compromise is a stalling between two fools.” 
― Stephen Fry

“All sins are forgiven once you start making a lot of money.”

“When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.” 
― George Bernard Shaw, Back to Methuselah

“I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.” 
― George Bernard Shaw

“Don't look at me in that tone of voice.” 
― Dorothy Parker

“Life sucks, and then you die...” 
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“No good deed goes unpunished.”
― Oscar Wilde

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.” 
― George Carlin

“Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?” 
― Terry Johnson, Insignificance

“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.” 
― Woody Allen

“In the republic of mediocrity, genius is dangerous.” 
― Robert G. Ingersoll

“Reason is intelligence taking exercise. Imagination is intelligence with an erection.” 
― Victor Hugo

“It takes something more than intelligence to act intelligently.” 
― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment

“As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking.” 
― Virginia Woolf, Orlando

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.” 
― Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince & Other Stories

“I am a sick man... I am a spiteful man. I am an unpleasant man. I think my liver is diseased. However, I don't know beans about my disease, and I am not sure what is bothering me. I don't treat it and never have, though I respect medicine and doctors. Besides, I am extremely superstitious, let's say sufficiently so to respect medicine. (I am educated enough not to be superstitious, but I am.) No, I refuse to treat it out of spite. You probably will not understand that. Well, but I understand it. Of course I can't explain to you just whom I am annoying in this case by my spite. I am perfectly well aware that I cannot "get even" with the doctors by not consulting them. I know better than anyone that I thereby injure only myself and no one else. But still, if I don't treat it, its is out of spite. My liver is bad, well then-- let it get even worse!” 
― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Notes from Underground, White Nights, The Dream of a Ridiculous Man

“Travel is never a matter of money but of courage” 
― Paulo Coelho, Aleph

“Until an hour before the Devil fell, God thought him beautiful in Heaven.” 
― Arthur Miller, The Crucible

“The menu is not the meal.” 
― Alan W. Watts

“A cult is a religion with no political power.” 
― Tom Wolfe

“An intellectual? Yes. And never deny it. An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself. I like this, because I am happy to be both halves, the watcher and the watched. "Can they be brought together?" This is a practical question. We must get down to it. "I despise intelligence" really means: "I cannot bear my doubts.” 
― Albert Camus

“Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people we personally dislike.” 
― Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband

“If you win, you need not have to explain...If you lose, you should not be there to explain!” 

“Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.” 
― Benjamin Franklin Wade

Oprah There Are No Mistakes....I hope so

Good morning world....

I like my coffee black and my mornings bright. 
— Terri Guillemets

I wish there was a way to donate fat like you can donate blood....and so in the world, will not have hungry people and obese people

I don`t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn`t die.

We have enough gun control....What we need is idiot control.

I didn`t say it was your fault. I said I was blaming you.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question..."Yes" is the answer.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks...

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

 Its "visual literature". You don't 'capture the moment' you rather 'create' the moment.